Hotel Des Arts

Part art gallery, part hotel and all magnifique, the Hotel des Arts offers great cheapo rates and a central location with pizazz, to boot. Situated across the street from the Chinatown gate, a five-minute walk from North Beach and a hop, skip and a brush stroke from Union Square, this simple but sleek two-star art hotel has “fashionable” painted all over it.

Each of the hotel’s 43 rooms has been decorated by a different local artist. Picture an Asian motif of flowing skirts, florals and the San Francisco skyline in the Sam Flores room, or Alayna’s (the mind behind the Sexy Ink Girls clothing line) bikini-clad cowgirl with turquoise hair flowing over to the adjacent wall. (And don’t even ask us about Anthony Skirvin’s “unabomber room.”) There are also soothing rooms, abstract rooms, cartoon-y rooms and a room done all in grafitti.

Even the door hangers have an artsy, playful edge—a woman’s legs in sexy heels exclaim “I like it dirty” (translation: “Do not Disturb”) on one side, while on the other side a man hanging boxers on the line has “I like it clean” scrawled across his naked rear end. Because of all this color, room furnishings are understandably simple and stark: pure white bedding, small bedside tables, a simple desk with metal chair. All rooms are equipped with a television, phone, mini-fridge, microwave and free Wi-Fi.

Some private bathrooms are sleek and modern, with black sinks and glassed-in showers, while other have old-fashioned claw-foot tubs. The cheapest rooms have sinks only and share bathrooms down the hall. All rooms are provided with toiletries.

The quietest rooms face the interior of the building, overlooking a small, mural-covered courtyard. Guests in the rooms that open directly onto the courtyard have access to it when the hotel is not hosting small events here. A few suites—including one by Shepard Fairy (of Obama-poster fame), have a full bedroom plus a living room with futon, great for groups.

The mod lobby, the hallways and stairwells throughout the hotel serve as an art gallery, open to the public. The des Arts hosts art shows and events, and a majority of the pieces are for sale—and are affordable.

Continental breakfast is included in the room rate. Note that the bar in the neighboring alley can get noisy at night. Also note that the bar sometimes offers discounts to hotel guests (if you can’t beat ‘em...).