A 45-year old man in Belfast has been accused of stealing bras, knickers, suspender belts, and stockings from an Orchid lingerie shop.
Disguised in a wig, hat and glasses, the defendant claims it “could be right” that Beho, a female elf character he plays in the role-playing game Shadowrun, intended to rob the shop.
Funny, the elves we know all wear contact lenses.